io.github.lonniev/beesknees-mcp
repo:https://github.com/lonniev/beesknees-mcp
The Bee's Knees — a monetized multiplayer race to the queen, on Tollbooth DPYC
- transport:
- remote
- credential class:
- self-provisionable
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- beesknees_account_statementshallow
Generate a patron's account statement at this operator. Returns the patron's purchase history, active credit tranches, per-tool usage breakdown, and recent daily usage logs. This is the patron's spending account — not the operator's Authority tax balance. Free — no credits consumed. Proof of npub ownership is required to prevent statement-scraping of arbitrary patrons.
- beesknees_account_statement_infographicshallow
Generate a visual SVG infographic of your account statement. Returns the same data as account_statement, rendered as a dark-themed SVG graphic with balance hero, metrics cards, health gauge, tranche table, and tool usage breakdown. Costs 1 api_sat per call. Proof is verified by ``debit_or_deny`` before any cost is incurred.
- beesknees_adoption_statusshallow
Check this operator's adoption-request status at a chosen Authority. Free. Polls the Authority MCP-to-MCP for the status of this operator's request (pending / approved / rejected / provisioned).
- beesknees_charityshallow
Who the charity share goes to, and where to check them. Free on purpose. A claim about where somebody's money goes that costs money to verify is not a claim anybody should have to take on trust.
- beesknees_check_authority_balanceshallow
Check this operator's tax balance at the Authority. Returns the sats available for certifying patron credit purchases. When this balance reaches zero, patron top-ups cannot be certified and the operator must call purchase_credits on the Authority. This is the operator's own funding — not a patron balance. Free.
- beesknees_check_balanceshallow
Check a patron's credit balance at this operator. This is the patron's spending balance — credits purchased via Lightning for tool calls at this operator. For the operator's own balance at the Authority (needed to certify patron purchases), use authority_check_balance instead. Free — no credits required. Proof of npub ownership is required to prevent anyone-with-the-registry from enumerating balances.
- beesknees_check_nowshallow
Ask the hives to advance now rather than at the next tick. Carries no authority: it can only cause work that was already due — start a match whose grace has run out, or end one whose ceiling has fallen.
- beesknees_check_paymentshallow
Check the payment status of a Lightning invoice. Call after paying the invoice from purchase_credits. Free — no credits required. Proof of npub ownership is required to prevent credit-grant front-running by an observer of the invoice ID.
- beesknees_check_priceshallow
Preview the effective cost of a tool call. Shows the base cost and any constraint effects (discounts, free trials, surge pricing). Free — no credits required.
- beesknees_check_proof_statusshallow
Check whether a previously-cached dpop_token is still valid. Mirrors ``check_oauth_status`` for the npub-proof flow: a calling agent can ask "will my next paid call accept this dpop_token?" before burning credits on a guaranteed failure. Free, no side effects — does not evict the cache or touch relays.
- beesknees_claim_prizeshallow
Take the winner's share as credit, or send it on to the charity.
- beesknees_delete_couponshallow
Delete a coupon. Cascades to all patron redemptions. Any chain step referencing the deleted coupon_id becomes a no-op (the constraint returns neutral on unknown ids) — the Studio surfaces orphan references as warnings. RESTRICTED to operator — requires proof.
- beesknees_delete_operator_credentialshallow
Remove a single operator secret field. Deletes one key from the operator's encrypted credential blob without touching the others — the field-level counterpart to ``forget_credentials``, which wipes the whole row. Use it to retire a leftover after an SDK cutover (a Prefect key after Modal, or a stored but untemplated orphan like ``anthropic_api_key``) without taking the operator down for a full re-delivery. Stored-but-untemplated fields are first-class: the delete is keyed on what is vaulted, not on what the current template declares. Idempotent — already-absent fields report ``removed: false`` without rewriting the vault. RESTRICTED to the operator — requires proof (nsec-signed kind-27235 or a cached dpop_token phrase); patron proofs are rejected. A deletion is as destructive as a write.
- beesknees_delete_patron_credentialshallow
Remove a single patron credential field. Deletes one field from stored credentials without affecting other fields. Free. Proof of npub ownership is required — this is a write to the patron's sensitive credential vault.
- beesknees_digshallow
Cut one fresh cell of comb — slower than flying, and open to everyone after.
- beesknees_flyshallow
Move one cell through open air or an open tunnel.
- beesknees_forget_couponshallow
Remove a coupon from this patron's redemption list. Cosmetic only — the coupon itself still exists at the operator, and the patron can re-redeem the same code later while the window allows. Free — requires proof of ``npub``.
- beesknees_forget_credentialsshallow
Delete vaulted credentials for a specific service and npub. For operator credentials, pass the operator's own npub. For patron credentials, pass the patron's npub. Always requires proof of npub ownership — a deletion is as destructive as a write.
- beesknees_get_nostr_profileshallow
Read an npub's public Nostr profile (NIP-01 kind-0 metadata). Free, no proof — the data is already public on relays. Returns the latest metadata fields (name, display_name, about, picture, banner, nip05, website, lud16) or an empty profile if none is published.
- beesknees_get_notarization_proofshallow
Generate a Merkle inclusion proof that a patron's balance was included in a Bitcoin-notarized snapshot.
- beesknees_get_operator_onboarding_statusshallow
Report this operator's configuration readiness. Shows which operator settings are configured, which are missing, and how to deliver each missing value. For patron-level credential status, use get_patron_onboarding_status instead. Free.
- beesknees_get_patron_credential_fieldsshallow
List stored patron credential field names (not values). Returns the names of fields stored for a patron, plus each field's ``delivered_at`` ISO-8601 timestamp when known (null for secrets vaulted before timestamps were recorded). Values are never exposed — use this to verify which fields are configured and how old each one is. Free. Proof of npub ownership is required: the list of configured fields is itself sensitive (reveals which integrations a patron has set up).
- beesknees_get_patron_onboarding_statusshallow
Report a patron's credential readiness for this operator. For set-once services (eXcalibur, TheBrain), shows which patron secrets are configured and which are missing. For dynamic/OAuth2 services (Schwab), reports that no patron credentials are needed. Free. Proof of npub ownership is required because credential presence is sensitive information about the patron's setup.
- beesknees_get_pricing_modelshallow
Get the active pricing model for this operator. Free. If no model exists, self-initializes a scaffold with all registered tools at 0 sats. No economic data from code.
- beesknees_guideshallow
What this service is and how to play it, in prose. The same text the website serves at ``/llms.txt`` — one file, published on both surfaces, because an agent that arrives through the MCP door should not have to go and scrape the front door to find out where it is. It is the front-door answer to a problem the web app cannot solve on its own: a single-page app hands a fetcher an empty mount div, so everything a program could learn about this site came from the ``<head>``. The prose pages are now server-rendered, and this is the same orientation delivered with provenance instead of by scraping. Returns the text verbatim. Nothing here is per-patron and nothing is computed, so two callers get the same bytes.
- beesknees_join_matchshallow
Buy a drone a seat in the next match. Seats fill the fullest hive that still has room, so a match reaches its quorum and starts rather than leaving everyone waiting in five thin hives.
- beesknees_list_canonical_identitiesshallow
Return canonical (tool_id, mcp_name, …) for every tool the wheel exposes. The authoritative source for any client (Studio, agents, FE) that needs to know how this MCP identifies its tools. Reconcile uses this output to UUID-join against the stored pricing model — no name-based UUID derivation, no guessing. Includes both ToolIdentity-seeded tools and any UUID recorded by ``@paid_tool`` that is missing from the registry. The latter appear with ``registered: false`` (and in the top-level ``unregistered`` array) so Reconcile can flag deploy drift instead of silently reporting clean when a live tool was never seeded (#174). If the operator renames a function or rebrands a slug, the mcp_name in this output changes but tool_id stays. That's the whole point of the canonical-UUID design. Also diffs the live FastMCP wire surface against the registry. Tools exposed on the wire but absent from the registry appear in ``unregistered`` so Reconcile can flag deploy drift instead of silently under-reporting (issue #175). Free, no side effects.
- beesknees_list_constraint_typesshallow
List all available constraint types and their parameter schemas. Returns the type, category, description, and parameter specs for every constraint that can be used in a pricing pipeline. Free — no credits required.
- beesknees_list_couponsshallow
List every coupon this operator has minted (newest first). Each row carries the current ``times_redeemed`` counter — the Studio renders a progress bar from this against ``total_uses``. RESTRICTED to operator — requires proof.
- beesknees_list_my_couponsshallow
List the coupons this patron has redeemed on this operator. Returns both active and exhausted redemptions with a per-row ``status`` (``active`` / ``window_closed`` / ``patron_limit`` / ``total_limit``). Free — requires proof of ``npub``.
- beesknees_list_notarizationsshallow
List recent Bitcoin notarization records.
- beesknees_match_listshallow
Matches forming or running, and how many seats are left in each hive.
- beesknees_match_stateshallow
The live board — every hive, every bee, and when to ask again. Poll this rather than guessing a cadence: the answer carries `poll_after_ms`, computed from how hot the match actually is. One algorithm, owned here, so sixty clients throttle themselves and the server keeps a valve it can turn.
- beesknees_mint_couponshallow
Create a new operator-owned discount coupon.
- beesknees_my_beeshallow
Where your bee stands, what it is carrying, and when it may move again.
- beesknees_notarize_ledgershallow
Build a Merkle tree of all patron balances and submit the root to Bitcoin via OpenTimestamps. Operator-only background task. Bitcoin confirmation takes 1-6 hours. Free — no credits required.
- beesknees_oracle_aboutshallow
Describe the DPYC ecosystem via the Oracle. Free.
- beesknees_oracle_get_tax_rateshallow
Get the current DPYC certification tax rate. Free.
- beesknees_oracle_how_to_joinshallow
Get DPYC onboarding instructions from the Oracle. Free.
- beesknees_oracle_lookup_membershallow
Look up a DPYC community member by npub. Free.
- beesknees_oracle_network_advisoryshallow
Get active network advisories from the Oracle. Free.
- beesknees_pay_charityshallow
Operator: pay everything owed to the charity, in one Lightning payment. `restricted`, so the runtime requires the caller to be the operator, proven. The charity share accrues match by match and settles as a batch, which is the shape this always needed: a single match's share can be smaller than the fee floor it would cost to route, so paying per match can cost more than it delivers. Every unpaid leg is claimed in ONE statement before the sats move, on the same primary key a single-match `pay_out` uses — so the two cannot pay the same match twice, and a second press collides on the key rather than at the node. The accounting stays per match while the payment happens once. A failure after the claim marks those legs failed rather than deleting them, so the debt comes back on its own and the attempt stays on the record.
- beesknees_pay_outshallow
Operator: send a settled match's charity or winner share over Lightning. `restricted`, so the runtime requires the caller to be the operator, proven. This is the only tool here that moves real sats, and the only one whose effect cannot be undone by writing another row. The amount is READ from the settlement, never recomputed, so a payment can never be for a figure the ledger does not already carry. The charity leg pays the beneficiary the match itself recorded, so a match settled under a previous charity still pays the charity it promised. Before anything moves the wallet is asked whether it can cover the payment plus its routing fee, and the payment is claimed in the database before the sats leave — so a retry, a double press, or two operators at once collide on a primary key rather than at the node. Calling it again after a success reports the existing payment rather than making a second. Nothing here is automatic. A payment leaves because somebody asked.
- beesknees_payoutshallow
What you have said should happen to your winnings. `set` is False for a patron who has never said — which still reads as `donate`, because that is the default, but lets a screen show the difference between a choice made and a choice never faced.
- beesknees_payout_historyshallow
Every payment attempted, and how it went. Free on purpose. A service that says 80% of every pot goes to a charity should let anybody check that sats actually left, not merely that a row was written saying they were owed. Failures are listed too — a payout history that only shows successes is a claim, not a record.
- beesknees_publish_nostr_profileshallow
Publish a CLIENT-SIGNED kind-0 profile to relays for an npub. The wheel never holds a patron nsec. The frontend signs the kind-0 metadata event with the patron's session key or a NIP-07 extension and passes the signed event (JSON) here; the wheel verifies the signature matches the npub, then relays it to public relays. The signature is the authorization — no proof token, no key custody. Free.
- beesknees_purchase_creditsshallow
Buy credits via Bitcoin Lightning. Creates a Lightning invoice. Pay it with any Lightning wallet, then call check_payment to confirm. Proof of npub ownership is required so credits land in the correct ledger. Free — no credits required to call.
- beesknees_receive_credentialsshallow
Pick up credentials from the Secure Courier. Completes the CREDENTIAL-DELIVERY flow (the ownership-proof counterpart is ``receive_npub_proof``). **Call this only after the user confirms they have replied.** Deterministic, one-shot retrieval: name the response you want with ``(sender_npub, service, dpop_token)`` and the tool drains ONLY the rendezvous relay that channel was pinned to. Every popped DM with the wrong session phrase is deleted and its sender is NACK'd; the first DM with the matching phrase is accepted (ACK'd) and the scan stops. If none match, the queue is drained and a ``courier_not_found`` result is returned. Do NOT poll, loop, or retry. If a credential_card (ncred1...) is provided, it is redeemed directly without any relay access (dpop_token not required for that path). On success, the payment processor client is reinitialized from the new credentials — no server restart needed.
- beesknees_receive_npub_proofshallow
Receive npub ownership confirmation from a patron. Completes the npub-OWNERSHIP-PROOF flow (the credential-delivery counterpart is ``receive_credentials``). **Call this only after the user confirms they have replied.** Deterministic, one-shot retrieval: name the response with ``(patron_npub, dpop_token)`` — the ``dpop_token`` being the value returned by ``request_npub_proof``. The tool drains ONLY the pinned rendezvous relay that challenge was published on, stopping at the DM whose phrase matches. Mismatched DMs are deleted and NACK'd (without revealing the expected phrase). If called before the user replies, their message will never be found. Do NOT poll, loop, or retry. The signed DM itself proves npub ownership (the patron's nsec signed it). On success, returns the ``dpop_token`` — the same token. The calling application MUST remember it and pass it as the ``dpop_token`` parameter on every subsequent paid tool call. The proof (a hash of the token) is stored in the vault keyed by that hash — the MCP never stores the raw token itself. Free.
- beesknees_redeem_couponshallow
Claim a coupon by its name (the code the operator shared). Looks up the operator's coupon by ``code``, validates the window and total cap, and records a per-patron redemption row. Subsequent paid tool calls on this MCP auto-apply the discount until ``uses_per_patron`` is exhausted. Free — no credits required. Requires proof of ``npub``. Idempotent: redeeming the same code twice returns the existing redemption.
- beesknees_report_issueshallow
File a field report about this service as a GitHub issue on the operator's repo. Found a tool's metadata or response wrong or confusing? Report it where the tool lives. The **author of record is your npub** — no npub / no proof, no issue — and it is stamped into the issue so the report is attributed to you, not the operator. Costs a small fee (a free write to an issue tracker would be abused). The report is PUBLIC and goes to the maintainers' normal triage; nothing is verified here. Returns the filed issue's repo, number, and url. If this operator has not enabled field reports, returns an "issue reporting not configured" situation and you are not charged.
- beesknees_request_adoptionshallow
Ask a chosen Authority to adopt this operator (deferred courtship). RESTRICTED to the operator — requires proof the caller controls this operator's npub. Resolves the Authority's MCP endpoint from the community registry, mints an inline ownership proof with this operator's nsec, and delivers the request MCP-to-MCP. The Authority records it as pending; its owner approves on their own time. Poll ``adoption_status`` for progress; the operator flips to ``ready`` once the Authority provisions it.
- beesknees_request_credential_channelshallow
Open a Secure Courier channel for credential delivery. This is the CREDENTIAL-DELIVERY flow — use it to hand over a service secret (API keys, tokens). To merely prove you control an npub (the usual answer to a ``proof_required`` error), use ``request_npub_proof`` instead. Note: dynamic/OAuth2 services (e.g. Schwab) need NO couriered secret — check ``service_status`` first. Sends a welcome DM with a credential template. The recipient must read the DM in their Nostr client, fill in the fields, and reply manually. **This is a human-in-the-loop flow.** After calling this tool, STOP and tell the user what to do. Wait for the user to confirm they have replied before calling ``receive_credentials``. Do NOT poll or retry — each ``receive_credentials`` call destructively drains the relay mailbox.
- beesknees_request_npub_proofshallow
Request npub ownership proof from a patron via Nostr DM. This is the npub-OWNERSHIP-PROOF flow — use it when a call returns ``proof_required``. It proves the caller controls an npub; it does NOT deliver any service secret. To hand an operator its API keys or OAuth secrets, use ``request_credential_channel`` instead. Sends a challenge DM that the patron must sign and reply to using their Nostr client. **This is a human-in-the-loop flow.** After calling this tool, STOP and tell the user to check their Nostr client and reply to the challenge. Wait for the user to confirm they have replied before calling ``receive_npub_proof``. Do NOT poll or retry — each ``receive_npub_proof`` call destructively drains the relay mailbox. **Returns** a ``dpop_token`` — the demonstrated-proof-of-possession token that the calling application MUST remember and pass as the ``dpop_token`` parameter on every subsequent paid tool call. The MCP does not retain this value across restarts. **Lifecycle:** The cached proof expires after the patron's chosen duration. When it expires, call ``request_npub_proof`` again for a fresh challenge, then wait for the user, then call ``receive_npub_proof``. Free.
- beesknees_reset_pricing_modelshallow
Erase all pricing models and restore a viable default. Deletes every stored model, then self-initializes a fresh one from the tool registry — all tools at 0 sats with proper UUIDs. Returns the new model. RESTRICTED to operator — requires proof (nsec-signed).
- beesknees_restore_creditsshallow
Credit a patron's ledger from a BTCPay-settled invoice. **RESTRICTED to the operator** — the operator owns the books and is the only party who can issue a manual credit grant. Patrons who believe they paid but never got credits must escalate to the operator's support, who then invokes this tool on their behalf. Use cases: cold-start vault races during check_payment, ncred delivery hiccups, patrons closing Top-Off sheets before settle, any infrastructure incident that left an invoice settled at BTCPay but uncredited on the operator's ledger. Idempotent — if the invoice is already credited (in the patron's ``credited_invoices``), returns success with credits_granted=0.
- beesknees_restore_neon_schemashallow
Prepare this operator's database schema again, ignoring the breadcrumb. Diagnostic / recovery tool for when Neon keeps answering 4xx and the operator suspects a table or grant is missing. Every statement is idempotent, so a clean re-run is harmless; the breadcrumb is rewritten at the end. Returns one step per concern, with Neon's own error text inline for any that failed. RESTRICTED to operator — requires proof (nsec-signed).
- beesknees_sealshallow
Bring down an open tunnel cell, so the bees behind you must cut it again. Costs one move and a fare, and sets a rival back several — a bee has a body, so a bee stuck behind a seal is also a wall for everyone behind it.
- beesknees_service_statusshallow
Check the health and configuration of this service. Free.
- beesknees_session_statusshallow
Check operator readiness. Returns the operator lifecycle state and clear guidance on what to do next. Free. Lifecycle states: - ready: Vault AND pricing model verified on this call. Proceed with tool calls — this is the answer the moment the vault is up. - warming_up: Persistence could not be reached on this call (a transient failure, seen, not assumed). Retry; the next call completes the bootstrap. Never reported on a clock. - misconfigured: Persistence rejected a query with a permanent SQL error (permission denied, missing relation). Paid tools will fail until the operator repairs the database — retrying does not help. - quota_exceeded: The persistence provider (Neon) answered HTTP 402 — the operator's database has exhausted its compute/storage quota, so the books are locked for billing. Paid tools fail; retrying does NOT help. The operator's Authority must restore capacity (upgrade the plan or wait for the quota reset). Free tools remain available. - not_registered: Operator has no Authority relationship yet. Call register_operator first. - no_identity: Operator nsec is not configured. Deployment issue.
- beesknees_set_charityshallow
Operator: name the beneficiary, its website and its Lightning address. `restricted`, so the runtime requires the caller to be the operator, proven. It was a constant in the source, which made changing who the money goes to a deployment. A charity can be replaced, renamed, or rotate its wallet, and none of that should need anybody to touch code. Changing this never rewrites history: every settlement records the beneficiary it actually paid at the time, so a player can always check where the money went rather than where it goes now.
- beesknees_set_payoutshallow
Say now what should happen if you win. Decided BEFORE the round, deliberately. Asking in the moment is asking somebody to make a decision about money with a trophy on the screen, and a winner who has never thought about it should still end the round with their share settled rather than owed. Donating is the default. Keeping it needs somewhere to send it, so a patron who turns donation off without giving an address is told so rather than quietly left with an unclaimable prize.
- beesknees_set_pricing_modelshallow
Set the active pricing model. RESTRICTED to operator. Requires a valid proof (Schnorr-signed kind-27235 event) proving the caller holds the operator's nsec.
- beesknees_settlement_historyshallow
What every settled match paid, and to whom. Free on purpose. A claim about where the money went that costs money to check is not a claim anybody should believe. Sorted and paged by the SERVER. This is the one table that grows without bound — a row per settled match, kept when everything else about the match is purged — so sending all of it and cutting it up in the browser has an end date. `total` comes back with the page so a reader knows how much there is.
- beesknees_tickshallow
Operator: open, close and settle matches. `restricted`, so the runtime requires the caller to be the operator, proven. This is the cron entry point; `check_now` is the same work without authority.
- beesknees_treasuryshallow
Operator: what the wallet can send, and what is owed out of it. `restricted`, so the runtime requires the caller to be the operator, proven. `sendable_sats` is the local end of the node's channels — the only balance a Lightning payment can draw on. `owed_sats` is what this service's own settlements say is still to go out, computed from its own tables. `node_reachable: false` means the balance could not be asked for at all — an unreachable node, or an API key without `canuselightningnode` — and `pay_out` refuses on it. An unknown balance is not an optimistic one. `covers_everything_owed` is reported, not enforced: an operator should see that they owe more than they hold, but refusing to pay one charity because a second is also owed helps neither of them.
- beesknees_update_couponshallow
Patch a coupon's editable fields. Pass only the fields you want to change. To set a cap to unlimited (NULL in the schema), pass ``clear_uses_per_patron=true`` or ``clear_total_uses=true``. Renaming the code is allowed — existing patron redemption rows survive (they key on coupon id). RESTRICTED to operator — requires proof.
- beesknees_update_operator_credentialshallow
Add or update a single operator secret field. Merges into the operator's stored credentials without touching the others — the field-level counterpart to re-delivering the whole bundle over Secure Courier. Use it to rotate one secret (a reissued ``btcpay_api_key``, say) without restating the six you did not change, where any field omitted from a courier reply is destroyed. The value is never echoed back. RESTRICTED to the operator — requires proof (nsec-signed kind-27235 or a cached dpop_token phrase); patron proofs are rejected.
- beesknees_update_patron_credentialshallow
Add or update a single patron credential field. Merges into existing stored credentials without affecting other fields. Useful for setting an account identifier after OAuth, changing a default brain, etc. Free. Proof of npub ownership is required — this is a write to the patron's sensitive credential vault.
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