cc.squatch/mcp

Tools

• about_this_server

  Who runs this server, how to verify it, exactly what each tool can and cannot do, what is kept, and the limits. Use it when someone asks whether they can trust a link or a request.

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• contact_draft

  Make a ready-to-send email link (mailto) to Squatch Stack with a fitting subject and body. It sends nothing; the person opens it in their mail app.

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• get_good

  Details for one Squatch Stack product by slug: description, every variant (color/size) with its variant_id and price.

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• get_walk

  One 'Wild Man of the Way' essay by number (1-24): title, thinkers, reading time, an opening excerpt and the link to read it in full.

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• list_goods

  Browse the Squatch Stack shop (tees, mugs, hats, stickers, posters, totes). Optional text search and kind filter. Prices in USD; tax and shipping are added at checkout.

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• parse_buffalo

  Tag every word of a 'Buffalo buffalo ...' sentence as city, animal or verb, with a plain-English gloss.

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• pick_a_walk

  Suggest one 'Wild Man of the Way' essay that fits the minutes someone has right now, with a short excerpt and the link. Different each time.

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• request_custom

  Leave a request in the Squatch Stack inbox: a custom shirt or piece, details or an update on something, help with an order, or anything else. A person reads every one and answers from hello@squatch.cc if an email address is given. Returns a reference (SQ-XXXXXX) to check with request_status. It sends no email and charges nothing; the request and the address are kept for 180 days, then deleted. Ask the person before sending their email address.

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• request_status

  Where a request sent with request_custom has got to: received, read, replied or closed. Needs the SQ-XXXXXX reference. Shows status and dates only, never the message.

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• search_walks

  Find essays from 'Wild Man of the Way' (24 walks on theplainlystated.com) by words, thinker (e.g. Zhuangzi, Seneca, Thoreau) or format. Returns titles, short excerpts and links.

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• show_shop

  Show the Squatch Stack goods as an interactive shop the person can browse: photos, colours and sizes, and a Buy button that opens the shop's secure checkout in their browser. Use it when someone wants to look around or buy. Optional search words or kind narrow it. Apps without interactive views get the same list as text.

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• start_checkout

  Build a Squatch Stack checkout link for the chosen variants. It does NOT buy anything: give the link to the person, who reviews the cart and pays on the shop's secure checkout (tax and shipping calculated there).

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• studio_info

  What Squatch Stack (a software and hardware studio in the Missouri Ozarks) builds, and how to reach it.

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